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Winners in our CURE Giveaway

Our biggest giveaway yet is over and we have 10 lucky winners of ebooks as well as a Grand Prize winner in our CURE Giveaway!

The buzz has been steady for readers itching to get their hands on Belinda Frisch’s zombie book, CURE so without further fanfare, here is our list of winners!

Friday Winners
Nicole Jubleew
Autumn Nauling

Saturday Winners
Jocelyn Sanchez
Louise GagaMonster Villeneuve

Sunday Winners
Kami Bryant
Christine Verstraete

Monday Winners
Karley Moczar
December Maglior

Tuesday Winners
Julie Newberry
Claire Taylor

And the Grand Prize winner of the CURE swag bag including signed copies of Cure and Afterbirth is…

Shannon Lee Hallman!

Congratulations to all our winners! I’ll be sending all your info to Belinda so she can send out your prizes. And thanks again to author Belinda Frisch for hosting such an awesome contest!

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Win a copy of Cure by Belinda Frisch

Looking for a zombie story with a little extra bite? Author Belinda Frisch has created a thrilling series set in fictional Strandville about a maniacal doctor and the zombie outbreak – and you can win one of 10 copies!

About Cure by Belinda Frisch

Medicine meets horror in this thrilling escape tale about the evil men do in the name of progress.

Welcome to the Nixon Healing and Research Center, playground for the maniacal Dr. Howard Nixon whose medical research has him dabbling in the undead and has the women of Strandville disappearing.

Desperate to find a cure for the lethal virus which turns its victims into zombies, Nixon kidnaps Miranda Penton, a security recruit with a past that won’t let her go. He doesn’t count on anyone coming looking for her, least of all her ex-husband, Scott.

A warning call brings Scott to Strandville where he bands together with a team of locals determined to bring their own loved ones home. Together, they infiltrate Nixon’s staff, hatching a plan that releases not only the surviving women, but the virus on those left in the hospital.

Nixon locks down the center to contain the spread, turning patients, visitors, and staff into a dangerous horde that is almost impossible to escape. Miranda and the others fight for their lives. The town of Strandville is ground zero for the zombie apocalypse and Miranda must get free because the fate of humanity lies with her unborn child.

 

 About the Author:

Belinda Frisch’s fiction has appeared in Shroud Magazine, Dabblestone Horror, and Tales of Zombie War. She is an honorable mention winner in the Writer’s Digest 76th Annual Writing Competition and her novel, CURE, is the runner-up in the General Fiction category of the 2012 Halloween Book Festival. She is the author of DEAD SPELL, PAYBACK, CURE, and AFTERBIRTH.

Contest Details

We are very excited at Bloody Bookish to be giving away 10 e-copies of Cure. Two copies will be awarded every day starting today and running until April 30th – but that’s not all! Belinda has also donated an awesome Grand Prize (to be given away on April 30th) including zombie swag such as:

  • 1 Dashboard Zombie
  • 1 Zombie Bath Salt
  • 1 print copy of “Cure” (signed!)
  • 1 print copy of “Afterbirth” (signed!)
  • 1 Cure necklace
  • 1 “Dream” necklace

How To Enter

You can earn entries by completing the following tasks:

If you already follow Belinda or Bloody Bookish, the Rafflecopter widget also makes it easy to count your entry – just enter your Twitter handle! And don’t forget to include your email address so I can contact you if you win.

If you have any trouble with the widget, post your details and which options you have completed in the comments box below and we will tally your entries. Have fun and good luck!

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Bloody Bites – Pretty When She Kills

It’s time for another installment of Bloody Bites, where I feature tantalizing tidbits from the dark fiction I’m currently reading. A line, a paragraph, a chapter – little morsels from some of my favorite authors that I know you will love too!

Did I whet your appetite? Ready for a sinister little snack?

Today’s excerpt comes from Pretty When She Kills, Book 2 in the Pretty When She Dies series by Rhiannon Frater. Watch Bloody Bookish for reviews of Books 2 & 3 coming up in the next 2 weeks!

Or check out my review of Book 1, Pretty When She Dies!

Dry, shrunken bodies, moldering clothes, and ratty hair filled her vision as she pushed her way through the zombies. She wanted to reach Cian, but she had summoned more dead than she realized. As she passed by her minions, they touched her reverently, her bloodied flesh infusing them with more life. The big bald vampire screeched in terror, fighting the corpses. Amaliya felt her zombies being torn apart through her connection with them. The vampire was physically more powerful than the zombies. Turning, she reached out and grabbed two of the nearest corpses with her bloody hands. She poured her power into them, and through them into their brethren.

“Kill him,” she ordered.

The empowered zombies surged forward. Weaving her way through the throng of dead, she finally reached the outer edges the horde. Cian stood over the remains of the other attacker. There was pride in Cian’s eyes as he surveyed the mass of dead attacking Santo’s minion. Covered in blood, his eyes were bright red with hunger. He was ghastly pale and his face was thinned out to the point where he resembled her zombies. He needed to feed soon.

Excerpt: © Rhiannon Frater

 

About Pretty When She Kills:

Amaliya Vezorak never believed in happy endings…

When Amaliya harnessed her necromancer powers to defeat her greatest enemy, she believed she had finally found a happy ending with Cian, her lover and the master of Austin. That happiness is short-lived when the vampire ruling over San Antonio attempts a takeover of Austin in order to capture Amaliya and use her power for his own devices.

To make matters worse, Samantha, Cian’s ex-fiancée, is seeing ghosts, the untested vampire hunters of Austin are running scared as a supernatural war looms, a mysterious man is hunting Amaliya with the help of her one time lover, Pete, and Rachon’, the Summoner’s favorite progeny, appears to be out for revenge.

When Amaliya’s grandmother, a powerful medium, experiences terrible visions that reveal there is another necromancer vampire and she is crying out for help, Amaliya realizes happy endings do not come easily…

About Rhiannon Frater:


Rhiannon Frater is the award-winning author of the As the World Dies trilogy (The First Days, Fighting to Survive, Siege,) and the author of three other books: the vampire novels Pretty When She Dies and The Tale of the Vampire Bride and the young-adult zombie novel The Living Dead Boy and the Zombie Hunters. Inspired to independently produce her work from the urging of her fans, she published The First Days in late 2008 and quickly gathered a cult following. She won the Dead Letter Award back-to-back for both The First Days and Fighting to Survive, the former of which the Harrisburg Book Examiner called ‘one of the best zombie books of the decade.’ Rhiannon is currently represented by Hannah Gordon of the Foundry + Literary Media agency. You may contact her by sending an email to rhiannonfrater@gmail.com

Did you know Rhiannon has also started a new serial called In Darkness We Must Abide? You can read the first installment, Death Comes Home, free on Rhiannon’s website. It is a modern gothic horror tale, it’s a sweeping saga about one young woman’s fight against the evil threatening to consume her life and those she loves.

What do you think of today’s Bloody Bite? Does it make you want to read more or have you already read Pretty When She Kills?

What are you reading now? Is there a tasty little tidbit that you’d like to share? Post it in the comments!

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Dispatches from The Horror Tree – January 7 to 11

Are you an author looking for the latest horror anthologies and publishers to send your scariest stories to? Check out The Horror Tree.

Bloody Bookish loves this site, run by Stuart Conover and which lists the latest calls for horror submissions, so we are going to be doing periodic round-ups of the latest calls added to the site.

Here are a few from this past week:   Source Point Press Zombie Anthology
Source Point is a small independent press that publishes novels, anthologies, chapbooks, comics and Graphic Novels.

  • Deadline: June 1st 2013
  • Payment: Contributor’s Copy
  • Lengths: Short stories, flash fiction, poems, black & white artwork
  • Info: cannot contain the “z” word!

 

Hello Horror
Hello Horror is a recently created online literary magazine and blog. We are currently in search of literary pieces, photography and visual art including film from writers and artists that have a special knack for inducing goosebumps and raised hairs.

  • Deadline: ongoing
  • Payment: Exposure Only
  • Lengths: Short stories, micro/flash fiction, poetry, photography/visual arts, film
  • Info: This genre has become, especially in film, noticeably saturated in gore and high shock- value aspects as a crutch to avoid the true challenge of bringing about real, psychological fear to an audience that’s persistently more and more numb to its tactics

 

Monster Corral
Monsters should be interesting. The best monsters are complex and conflicted. They are most interesting if they are as appealing as they are dangerous or disgusting.

  • Deadline: ongoing
  • Payment: 1 cent/word for fiction; 0.5 cent/word for non-fiction; $1-$5 for original graphics
  • Word Count: Fiction – 1,000 words or less; Non-fiction – 500 words or less
  • Info: science fiction, horror/gothic, classic or contemporary/urban fantasy, and hard-boiled “noir” mystery

 

Attack! Of the B-Movie Monsters!
A Tribute to the Films of the 50s. The stories don’t necessarily have to be set in the 50s, but they must follow the general tone/theme. ATTACK! OF THE B-MOVIE MONSTERS will be a “digital first” publication, with a trade paperback to follow.

  • Deadline: March 31st 2013
  • Payment: 1/4 cent/word (subject to change). Digital copy + print copy. Discount for additional copies.
  • Word Count: 3,000-10,000 words (query for longer/shorter submissions)

 

  StrangeHouse Books: Strange vs Lovecraft Anthology
StrangeHouse Books is interested in Hardcore Horror, Bizarro, and Lovecraftian fiction novels, novellas, and short story collections to publish.

  • Deadline: March 1st 2013
  • Payment: $20 and a contributor’s copy
  • Word Count: 5,000-8,000 word stories
  • Info: set inside the Cthulhu mythos. That means all stories must contain characters, settings, monsters, or plot devices from the bountiful worlds created by H.P. Lovecraft

 

So, do any of these pique your interest? Which would you submit to? Do you have any ideas that you think would be a good fit? Feel free to click the deadline dates beside each call to add them to your calendar, or check out our Calendar to see all the deadlines we’ve added.

And check back next week when we do another round-up!

 

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Review: The Hoard by Alan Ryker

I think one of the biggest misconceptions about horror fiction is that it is all gore, all the time.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…But I’ll admit that one can only sit through Saw so many times before the bloodshed gets a little pedestrian.

Not that I don’t enjoy a good “popcorn movie” or “beach read” every now and then. But I can’t help it if I sometimes look for something more from my horror.

Whether it’s a dark and brooding piece or some dastardly mystery that needs to be unraveled, sometimes a girl just wants something more with her gore.

In Alan Ryker’s The Hoard, I got that “something more” that I was looking for – in the from of a skin-crawlingly good creeper that made my pulse race.

Sure, there are some gnarly scenes and of course, there’s going to be a little bloodshed. But The Hoard also offers a frightening atmosphere and action, giving the story some meat.

There’s a reason this book is garnering 4 and 5-star ratings all over the place, and lucky for us because its publisher Darkfuse has signed Ryker to a 3-year deal which means 3 new novels & 3 new novellas in the next 3 years. WOW!

That is certainly good news, as I’d been hearing fantastic things about Alan’s writing long before picking up The Hoard, a story about one compulsive hoarder and how her obsession grows into something unwieldy and with a ferocity all its own.

 

 

ABOUT THE HOARD

Hidden deep beneath its landfill lair of trash and filth, a strange new organism has come to life.  When an accidental fire drives it out, the mysterious creature escapes across the drought-blasted Kansas prairie and finds the home of elderly hoarder Anna Grish.  In desperate need of shelter, it burrows in, concealed amidst the squalor and mess.

When Adult Protective Services force Anna to vacate her junk-riddled home, she moves in with her son and his family.  But there is something wrong with Anna, something more than her declining mental condition and severe hoarding disorder.  Something sinister has taken hold of her, and it’s not only getting stronger, it’s spreading.

Amidst the wide-open Kansas plains, with endless blue sky above and flat, open vista stretching from one horizon to the next, there is nowhere to hide from…THE HOARD

RESISTANCE REALLY IS FUTILE

In classic hoarder behavior, elderly grandmother Anna Grish’s “collections” start to get out of control, but she does a good job of keeping friends and family at arm’s length. No one sees the degree of her obsession or the deterioration of her mental state until she is injured and is forced to live on the farm next door with her son Pete and his family.

But like his mother, Pete, too, has a problem with gathering piles in the corners of his garage, so trying to tell her to straighten up is an act of futility. Not that it would matter anyway. Not only does The Hoard have a mind of its own, it manages to control and overpower anyone in its path, including Anna.

An infectious tale where the monster hides easily in plain sight, The Hoard shows off Ryker’s talent for creating a sense of dread and fear that settles in and festers.

 

 

YOUR THOUGHTS

To find out more about The Hoard, check out Amazon, Goodreads or Darkfuse, or visit Alan’s blog to keep up with his writing misadventures. And watch for a review of Ryker’s popular Burden Kansas coming soon to Bloody Bookish.

Have you read The Hoard? What did you think of it? What about Alan’s other works? Share your opinions in the comments section!

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Rise of the Cyberpunk with Colin F. Barnes

I’m really stoked to be hosting Colin F. Barnes as part of his Artificial Evil Blog Tour.

Not only is Colin making waves with Anachron Press, his genre fiction imprint which is set to launch various anthologies and a Pulp Line of books in the coming weeks. His gritty cyberpunk book, Artificial Evil: The Techxorcist Book 1 is already garnering a handful of 5-star reviews in less than a month on the market.

Colin has graciously offered up this guest post, as well as a sample chapter from the book.

Check it out!

Is Cyberpunk Coming Back in Fashion?

When we look around at technology today, we see things predicted by science fiction and cyberpunk stories of a few decades ago. Back then, mostly during the late 80s and 90s when cyberpunk and the techno thriller were at their peak computers were becoming affordable and regular household items. The early Apple machines, Spectrums and Commodores brought computing to everyone; including the spotty teen in the basement.

Not only did that technological singularity change the world-or at least put in place the elements for change-it brought with it a new way of thinking; the connected world. Writers such as William Gibson and Bruce Sterling, amongst others, took the idea of the connected world and extrapolated forward to a futuristic world of hacking, cybercrime, and virtual reality worlds.

As we approached the late 90s and 2000s it started to wane a little, but another decade on and we’re seeing more technothriller/cyberpunk stories return-in the form of books, films and even TV shows. The reason for the slump, in my opinion, was that the things predicted weren’t quite there yet in reality, and regular SF such as Star Trek, Stargate, and Battlestar Galactica filled that desire of stretching out in the future.

Now, though, we are seeing the things predicted, and this is inspiring another kind of singularity; that of the connected world as something that is established, something that humanity has come to rely on. In many instances, social media is this new singularity. And with it comes a lot of problems, and thus opportunity of us writers to explore and extrapolate what this means.

In my novel, Artificial Evil, the world has suffered a great cataclysm and just one million survivors are left living in a dome city that is tightly controlled. Individuals are now one with the network, and are effectively nodes; this is kind of what is happening now, but on a much lower level. With out smart phones and always-on connections, as we move around and manipulate the virtual world, we are becoming nodes and routers of information and content. What would happen if that technology and that idea was integrated directly into the conscious mind?  How much of your free will would be give over to  the network? And what would that mean for the individual?

If you did lose some of your humanity, but gained the benefits of a wider network, are you still human? or another species altogether? This is partly what I explore in Artificial Evil. Our evolution might not be a biological one, but a technological one, and that, in my opinion, makes a riveting story.

About Artificial Evil:

In the tradition of William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, and Richard Morgan, British writer Colin F. Barnes delivers a cyberpunk tech thriller for the modern age.

2153. Post-cataclysm. The last city exists beneath a dome where the mysterious benefactors ‘The Family’ tightly control the population with a death lottery and a semi-autonomous network.

All is well until the day family man Gerry Cardle, head of the death lottery, inexplicably finds himself the no.1 target of a malicious Artificial Intelligence. Gerry’s numbers are up, and he has just 7 days to save himself,  find the source of the AI, and keep the last stronghold of humanity safe.

Gerry finds help in the shadows of the city from two rogue hackers: Petal – a teenage girl with a penchant for violence, hacking systems and general anarchy, and: Gabriel – a burnt-out programmer-turned-priest with highly augmented cybernetics.

With his new team, Gerry discovers there is more beyond the dome than The Family had let on, and his journey to find the source of the AI leads him through a world of violence, danger, and startling revelations.

Everything is not as it seems.
Gerry is not who he thinks he is.
Evil can be coded…. can Gerry and his friends stop it before it destroys humanity?

Artificial Evil is book 1 of 3 of The Techxorcist series. The larger-than-life offspring of Blade Runner, Mad Max, and The Exorcist.

Artificial Evil: Book 1 of The Techxorcist is available as a paperback and ebook from:

Ebook:

B&N & iBookstore coming soon.

Print:

 

About Colin:

Colin F. Barnes is a writer of dark and daring fiction. He takes his influence from everyday life, and the weird happenings that go on in the shadowy locales of Essex in the UK.

Growing up, Colin was always obsessed with story and often wrote short stories based on various dubious 80s and 90s TV shows. Despite taking a detour in school into the arts and graphic design, he always maintained his love of fiction and general geekery. Now, as a slightly weathered adult, Colin draws on his experiences to blend genres and create edgy, but entertaining stories.

He is currently working on a Cyberpunk/Techno thriller serial ‘The Techxorcist.’ which combines elements of Sci-Fi, Thriller, and Horror.

Like many writers, he has an insatiable appetite for reading, with his favourite authors being: Stephen King, William Gibson, Ray Bradbury, James Herbert, Albert Camus,  H.P Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith,  and a vast array of unknown authors who he has had the privilege of beta reading for.

Website: www.colinfbarnes.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ColinFBarnes

Read Chapter 1 of Artificial Evil

Ready to sample chapter from Artificial Evil? Click to download the Artificial Evil Sample Chapter (PDF)

“Artificial Evil: Book 1 of The Techxorcist sees the revival of everything we used to love about cyber punk, repackaged with new twists in this tech thriller. This is a brilliant tale that combines fantastic characters, great tech and a little bit of good old fashioned possession” – Adele Wearing, Un:Bound

 

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Review: The Scourge by A.G. Henley

It is no surprise that as the editor of Bloody Bookish, I like my fiction dark, gritty, scary and with a bit of an edge.

Although this was my first real foray into the YA genre, the post-apocalyptic setting of The Scourge by A.G. Henley offers the darkness I was looking for with a little romance and a lot of suspense thrown in for good measure.

The Scourge follows Fennel, a teenaged Groundling whose people live in a reluctant relationship with the tree-dwelling Lofties in a world after the Fall of Civilization.

Fen’s sightlessness makes her revered by her kind for her ability to travel unaffected through their world, which is threatened by The Scourge, infected humans who are now foul-smelling creatures known to drive people mad after only minutes of exposure.

Fen is made a Water Bearer for her ability to go out unaffected among them and gather sustenance from the watering hole to keep the Groundlings and Lofties healthy until The Scourge retreat.

But this time, The Scourge do not retreat. Their stalking goes on too long, causing the already strained relationship between the two groups to fracture even further as they struggle to survive. It is up to the courageous Fen to go in search for a new drinking source with her Loftie watcher, Peree.

 

Shrill birdcalls rip through the air – Lofty warning calls. The music dies, and for a moment the clearing is quiet. Then the screaming starts.

The Scourge is here.

I listen for the cries of the creatures, my hand still stuck out in front of me. I need to move, to get to the caves with everyone else. I map out the best way to get there in my head. Run along the edge of the clearing–avoid being trampled or knocked in the fire. I break for it and someone grabs my hand. Peree.

The Scourge is more than a simple what-happens-at-the-end-of-the-world story, though. With a potential romance brewing between Fen and Peree (which is forbidden, given their different social classes), shifting power between their two factions, and the tension that comes as the Scourge refuse to leave, A.G. Henley writes an adventurous tale with many excellent twists and turns that find Fen and Peree literally traveling through the darkness of the caves and into the light of the world they are truly living in.

Fen’s sightlessness provides a unique point of view, which allows readers to experience not only the many facets of their world, but to see the growth of the character when Fen must face long-held secrets and harsh truths about herself and those she has known all her life. It is the story of love and family, and how both can come from unexpected places.

I really enjoyed Fen and her experiences from start to finish. The final chapters really amp up the tension when many truths are revealed, and my only complaint would be that after that, the book ends a little abruptly. Luckily though, it leaves an open door for the sequel book, which is said to be released in March or April of 2013.

If you are looking for a thrilling adventure with budding romance and the struggle to make a life in a dystopian future, The Scourge is a great read.

 

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About The Scourge

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Seventeen-year-old Groundling, Fennel, is Sightless. She’s never been able to see her lush forest home, but she knows its secrets. She knows how the shadows shift when she passes under a canopy of trees. She knows how to hide in the cool, damp caves when the Scourge comes. She knows how devious and arrogant the Groundlings’ tree-dwelling neighbors, the Lofties, can be.

And she’s always known this day would come—the day she faces the Scourge alone.

The Sightless, like Fenn, are mysteriously protected from the Scourge, the gruesome creatures roaming the forests, reeking of festering flesh and consuming anything—and anyone—living. A Sightless Groundling must brave the Scourge and bring fresh water to the people of the forest. Today, that task becomes Fenn’s.

Fenn will have a Lofty Keeper, Peree, as her companion. Everyone knows the Lofties wouldn’t hesitate to shoot an arrow through the back of an unsuspecting Groundling like Fenn, but Peree seems different. A boy with warm, rough hands who smells like summer, he is surprisingly kind and thoughtful. Although Fenn knows his people are treacherous, she finds herself wanting to trust him.

As their forest community teeters on the brink of war, Fenn and Peree must learn to work together to survive the Scourge and ensure their people’s survival. But when Fenn uncovers a secret that shatters her truths, she’s forced to decide who and what to protect—her people, her growing love for Peree, or the elusive dream of lasting peace in the forest.

 

About A.G. Henley

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A.G. Henley is the author of the young adult novel, THE SCOURGE. She is also a clinical psychologist, which means people either tell her their life stories on airplanes, or avoid her at parties when they’ve had too much to drink. Neither of which she minds. When she’s not writing fiction or shrinking heads, she can be found herding her children and their scruffy dog, Guapo, to various activities while trying to remember whatever she’s inevitably forgotten to tell her husband. She lives in Denver, Colorado. Learn more at www.aghenley.com

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Coffin Hopping with Johanna K. Pitcairn

There’s nothing better than welcoming the witching season by curling up on the couch with big bowl o’ hot buttered popcorn, some sugary goodies and watching your favorite horror flick on t.v.

But one can only watch those creepy kids with the empty stares so many times before becoming jaded.

Today’s spotlight author, Johanna K. Pitcairn, tells us how she would use her trusty AK47 to survive an attack by a crazy mish-mashed Horror Movie Creature!

BB: Using mythical creatures, popular movie villains, strange characters and any other
weirdness your twisted mind can think of, conjure up what you think the next Big Bad horror villain should be.

I’ve always loved Freddy Krueger and Jason, so I’d like to see a freaky Jason’s hockey mask, Freddy’s blade hands, plus the crazy hair of the Grudge, on the body of Alien mixed with Predator and as big as Godzilla. Is that freaky enough? Oh and it’s also a cockroach-dragon-snake acid spitting creature made of purple phosphorescent goo. Yeah. I think we got it.

BB: What would you do if you ran into said villain?

I’d run. Fast. LOL

Ok, ok, in a perfect world, I’d kill it with a single thought. Just like a Jedi. In an imperfect world, I’d just grab a big AK47 and blow his villain brains/guts out.

BB: You need to stand out from the other victims in the movie. What catchphrase would you scream as you try to run away?

Get ready for an epic showdown!

BB: The monster has you and your friends cornered. What do you do?

I use my friends as human shields against the acid. Um. Strike that. I use my friends as bait while I try to find the Achille’s heel of this monster – this one is gotta be hard to defeat. I seriously need good weaponry to be a hero!

BB: What is your weapon of choice to fight the Big Bad?

AK47. No questions asked. Unless I can use my thoughts.

BB: What is the eventual outcome? Is your number up? Or do you survive (and if so, how does the ordeal effect you)?

I totally survive. Are you kidding? I develop PTSD and take tons of pills, commit self-mutilation and become OCD. But I also write a few novels a la Stephen King and become a cultural phenomenon. I dress up like Lady Gaga and claim I’m a genius. I even get a Nobel Prize. So not bad for turning crazy huh?

About Johanna K. Pitcairn
I always loved to write, and as a kid, I dreamed of becoming a writer. I finished my first novel at the age of 9 and authored more stories for many years after that, including two movie scripts when I was 17. I took a break
from writing when I started law school in 2000, and really thought I was done with it, because “writing does not pay the bills”, my dad used to say. But life made me go back to it ten years later. I live in New York City and I write about my life, my hopes, my fears, my friends and my enemies, and anything else that comes to mind. Leave a comment if you enjoy the ride!

Johanna’s book, Death By Chocolate, is available on Curiosity Quills until Thanksgiving, then will be released on Amazon – the upcoming version is re-edited (Just like Star Wars)!

Death by Chocolate Vol 2 – Chapter 1 will be released in a few weeks on Curiosity Quills as well.

Find out more about Johanna:

 

Check out the other authors taking part in the Coffin Hop – there are some stellar prizes to be won, including a BLOODY BOOKISH PRIZE PACK!

And don’t forget to check out our other Coffin Hop posts below!



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Coffin Hopping with Jolie Du Pre

There’s nothing better than welcoming the witching season by curling up on the couch with big bowl o’ hot buttered popcorn, some sugary goodies and watching your favorite horror flick on t.v.

But one can only watch that creepy red-faced demon cavorting around to Tiptoe Through the Tulips so many times before one becomes jaded.

Today’s spotlight author, Jolie Du Pre, tells us how she would try to avoid the gaze of the fanged, clawed Zxxtergin to survive.


BB: Using mythical creatures, popular movie villains, strange characters and any other weirdness your twisted mind can think of, conjure up what you think the next Big Bad horror villain should be.

The next “big bad” horror villain is an Zxxtergin.  An Zxxtergin is a monster who looks human. It has a life-span of 1,000 years, and it feeds on human blood and tissue. Zxxtergins have fangs and claws that emerge during killing and feeding.

BB: What would you do if you ran into said villain?

If I ran into an Zxxtergin, I’m basically screwed.  All an Zxxtergin has to do is lock eyes with you and you’re done for. It can make you do what it wants.

BB: You need to stand out from the other victims in the movie. What catchphrase would you scream as you try to run away?

If I were lucky enough to get away from an Zxxtergin, I’d scream “I have a gun!”  A gunshot to the head will kill an Zxxtergin, and it knows that.

BB: The monster has you and your friends cornered. What do you do?

I’d throw up or fart or do something gross to turn the Zxxtergin off in hopes that it will go for one of my friends.  (Hey, in America, every woman for herself, right?)

BB: What is your weapon of choice to fight the Big Bad?

A gun is the only weapon that will work.  You can try and do the crossbow thing like Daryl Dixon in “The Walking Dead,” aim for its head.  But good luck with that.

BB: What is the eventual outcome? Is your number up? Or do you survive (and if so, how does the ordeal effect you)?

Zxxtergins have been around for centuries.  If it happens to me, my number is up.  Fortunately for me, I haven’t come across one yet.

Jolie du Pre is a full-time published author, editor, article writer and blogger. Her horror/paranormal/dark erotica books introducing Zxxtergins, The M Series, are published by Logical-Lust. For more information, visit http://www.joliedupre.com

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